The Kenyan Covenant*

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity in the land called America, where men were divorcing their wives to be given in marriage to their best man and where bride's maids began to lie down with the bride. a Supreme Leader came to power.  He was known as "The One."

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you with hope and change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who proceeded me is evil, and that he has defiled your country and all he has built must be destroyed.

And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The One" would do, He had promised that it would be good; and they believed.  And "The One" said " We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!" And the people shouted, "Hallelujah! change is good!"  

And He promised that He would nominate to the courts those judges who espouse to the Roe v. Wade mandate of that which is fetal can hereunto be disposed of as fecal.  And the people said that women shall maintain the right to choose.  And He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And the people said, "Show us the money!"   And then He said," redistribution of the wealth is good for everyone."

And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me?  You're going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats?"  And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.  One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" after which she was banished from the kingdom.

Then a citizen asked; "With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical terrorists?"  And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill all of us" And the people shouted, "Hallelujah!!  We are safe at last.  We can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"

Then "The One" said. "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes.." And one lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!" And the people shouted, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!"  And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed. And He said."I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics."  And the people said, "Give it to us, we deserve it!"  Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."  And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal is dirty and evil, no more coal!  But we don't want higher electric rates." "Verily, verily I say unto you, worry not for if your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, I shall bail you out.  Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles will be over!"

Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs, guaranteed housing and assistance in registering to vote as a Democrat."  And the people shouted, "Hallelujah!" and they made him King!

And it came to pass that employers facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped into the sea.  The banking industry was destroyed; manufacturing slowed to a crawl and more and more people were without means of support.

Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah - and I'm here to save you!  We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him."Wait a minute.  Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung!  You will have to pay more.  And "The One" said, "Wait a minute.  That is unfair!!"  And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.  And Lo, you have become a socialist state and a second-rate power.  Now you shall play by our rules!"

And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!!  What have we done?"  But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon "The One" and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung.  And the once mighty nation was no more; the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.  And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!"  But it was too late, their homeland was no more.

*Author Unknown

A view of American politics and Americans from our friends to the North.

We love our Canadian brothers and sisters.

The Manitoba Herald

As Reported by Clive Runnels
August 21, 2010

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has
intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop
the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting
an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to
hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology
professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at
night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose
acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry.
He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken.
When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show
him my screenplay, eh?

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences,
but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared
Rush Limbaugh across the fields.  "Not real effective," he said. "The
liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they
wouldn't give any milk.

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near
the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them
across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an
Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle
of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley
Cabernet, though.

"When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have
been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where
liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch
NASCAR races.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the
border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy
cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans
in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping
buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry Como and
Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't
identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very
suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating
an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies.

"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just
can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors
does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada , Vice
President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the
administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close to
President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter,
Paul & Mary concerts. And we  might even put some endangered species on
postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out," he said.

 

The Herald will be interested to see if Obama can actually raise Mary
from the dead in time for the concert!

The Liberty Sphere: Essence of tyranny--gov't seeks amnesty for illegals without Congressional approval

The Liberty Sphere: Essence of tyranny--gov't seeks amnesty for illegals without Congressional approval

Open Letter to an Atheist on Twitter

For it is by grace we are saved, through faith—and this not from ourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works (or the Boy Scouts), so that no one can boast. Ephesians 2:8 You obviously know nothing about the Boy Scouts either. It is not a Christian Boy's Club. Also, you don't get to Heaven by helping little old ladies across the street or keeping your shoes shined or learning how to tie knots. Salvation is a gift from God and all you need to do is realize that you dont have it, admit to God that you are a sinner and repent of your sin; believe in your heart that Christ died for your sin and in so doing He paid your sin debt; accept that gift of forgiveness and receive Christ as savior. Very simple. Does not require rocket science or boy scouting, religion or denominationalism. It's just an agreement between you and your Creator. I don't know why everyone makes it so difficult. I don't understand why atheists are so committed to their religion of hatred and contempt for Christians except that I realize Christians are at war with Satan, who is also very real. He doesn't want you believing in him (Satan) either. If you realized that Satan exists; that would give you a clue that God might also exist. He wants you to remain in the dark; to keep hating Christians and to keep doing what you can to keep others from accepting Christ. As far as you are concerned; he is doing a great job. Keep calling me a liar, dillusionary, hypocritical, whatever. He has you hoodwinked into believing that the Universe created itself out of nothing and that all of the absolute miracles of life were an accident, waiting to happen. You have been baptized in the primoidial soup bowl by the Master Deceiver. I truly do not understand how anyone could have that much faith

Another Open Letter to an Atheist

Make no mistake about it; there will be people on the Day of Judgment that are going to be expecting to go to heaven, yet instead of inheriting the Kingdom, they are going to hear those saddening words of Christ; “Depart from Me, I never knew you.” There will be deacons, deaconesses, Sabbath school teachers, Elders, Pastors, TV evangelists, miracle workers along with countless others (ie. all church people!) that will be turned away–and all because they lacked one very necessary qualification; they didn’t truly know the Lord and so He will be forced to say to them, “…depart from Me, for I never knew you.” Matthew 7: 21-23 This also includes those who claimed to be Christian and decided to become an atheist. You all need to be in prayer about this because your eternal destiny is at stake. If you are sincere in your prayer, God will hear you. If you want to poo poo this. You will remain at square one and square one is no place to be.

Does Israel Really Want Peace?

Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu called on Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas Thursday evening to meet with him directly. During a speech at the home of United States Ambassador James Cunningham, ahead of Sunday's 4th of July celebrations, Netanyahu said, "I am ready to meet you face to face, today or tomorrow, here or anywhere. Come, let's not waste another 15 months of doing nothing." Netanyahu has been in office 15 months. He is scheduled to visit U.S. President Barack Obama in Washington, DC next week. American Middle East envoy George Mitchell is currently in the Middle East. We'll see if the PA is willing to seek true peace with Israel. I will not hold my breath.

Is Your Eternal Destiny Really a Debatable Issue?

Even if you were to win a debate with me; I am not your competitor. You are the Captain of your sinking ship. I am just trying to explain that Jesus Christ offers salvation as a gift. That doesn't make me better or smarter or more important than you. Just because I tell you of what Christ has done for me; you atheists attack me an curse me because you think I am laughing and pointing a finger. I admit that there are times, in my frustration, that I say things that I shouldn't. But, as I have said, I am not perfect. Ask yourself why I would get up in the morning, get my coffee, and sit down at a computer and start writing a bunch of, what you consider as drivel, to someone I don't know, and someone who really doesn't give a flip about me, if I didn't care and if I didn't want to share.

You can always find questions to ask me that I can't answer about God. But can you explain how the Universe first came into existence? Or maybe something easier; what is gravity? Tell me what causes light to travel at 186,000 miles per second instead of 190,000 miles per second. Scientists question why atoms hold together when they should repel like magnets because of their electronegative charge. The Bible answers that question for me. Colossians 1:17 says about Jesus; "He is before all things, and in Him all things hold together." Hebrews 11:3 says; "By faith we understand that the Universe was created by the Word of God, so that what is seen was not made out of things that are visible." When did man with his great wisdom discover the atom and that the Universe is made of a bunch of atoms that somehow stick together? Of course you atheists poo poo everything the Bible says, but the Bible was and is the first science book. If you read it and study it and take it to heart; you will realize what born again Christians are realizing; it is Truth. It is human nature for someone to share the secret of their success in life; how they found the pot of gold. That's what Christian are supposed to do with Jesus. You think I am losing a debate. If I lose the debate; what will you have gained? One-upsmanship? An atta-boy? Better yet; what will you have done for me? Are you debating me because you want me to have a better life with atheism or maybe to start worshipping Evolutos, the god of evolution? The Bible says that Satan is the god of this world and if you look around at the sin and disease and debauchery and filth and death; it appears that Satan is winning. I don't want to believe in Satan the same as you don't want to believe in God. But Satan is real, too. I don't know why, so don't ask. But he has already lost the debate and his day is coming. Your day is coming too, my friend. Don't blame the messenger If you are breathing right now; it's not too late.